Following in Claire's trail-blazing footsteps, I have done the Google search for "tracey needs" and here is what I discovered I need today:
- Tracey needs a count on who is coming or not coming to the Family Christmas party. Hmmm. Already? But it's only July!
- Tracey needs to keep her little yellow mouth shut. What did I say?! And why are my lips yellow?
- Tracey needs Ben to make the magic. But I don't know any Ben's. Ben Franklin? Ben from Felicity? Ben Affleck? Ben Dover? Heh. I guess that's why I'm not making the magic. No Ben.
- Tracey needs someone to have her back. This is true. When it is time to rumble, who will have my back? Hopefully someone.
- Tracey needs to stop the madness. Hee. I'm not sure I'm up to stopping the madness today. Maybe tomorrow.
- Tracey needs to sit her ass down and shut the fuck up. I surely do.
- Tracey needs a bra on. Huh. I certainly do need that most of the time. Quite obviously.
- Tracey needs a backer for her US dream trip. Yes! I do need a backer. Sign up for this privelege at http://www.givetraceyallyourmoney.net/.
- Tracey needs more screen time. I could always use more screen time. Thanks Google!
- Tracey needs an evil twin. This is the truest statement of them all. Who out there doesn't need an evil twin? Or maybe I could just say I have an evil twin and go out and do evil myself. Hmm. I'll never tell.
Anyway. That was a fun lunchtime diversion. What do you need?
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Bravo!! Yours are as whacked out as mine. (Bunny Planet...wtf?)
Your lips aren't yellow, you're rarely in town for Xmas, & I've got your back...always. You don't need a Ben, your madness is perfect, & bras? I'm with you. The only thing I can think of that you need is that you need to make some time for Claire & Doug! So there!
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