Biggest Loser

The Biggest Loser is totally making me cry tonight. Stupid fat people crying makes this stupid fat person cry. Damnit.

I need trainer Bob to follow me around yelling at me to gut it out and not give up. Because it is so easy to just give up.

The List

Everyone has one. We all know you do. Your list of people who, if stranded on a desert island, or trapped in an elevator, or unbeknownst to anyone finding out, you would "do". Have sex with, I mean. Here is the latest incarnation of my list, which at the moment is down to only six! I have gracefully provided you with illustrations as to the hotness and doability of each candidate.

Without any further ado, and in no particular order:

1. Jamie Bamber

His veritable gorgeousness aside, he has the cutest English accent! And he stars on one of my favorite shows, Battlestar Galactica. He plays the ex-hotshot pilot Lee Adama, son of the General, leader of the fleet of survivors searching for "Earth" or something. All I know is that when he showed up onscreen with his itty bitty towel covering his nethers, I was a fan for life. He has also starred in a couple of other English shows, but since I haven't seen him in anything besides BG, I can't judge his hotness in them. Trust me though, if you have a chance to rent BG and just want to spend an afternoon gazing at the delights of the Bamber, you have my blessing. And I'll be in my bunk...

2. Jensen Ackles

:sigh: Oh, Dean Winchester. You're my hero. Jensen plays Dean on 'Supernatural' and he is pretty much the best character on TV right now. At turns obnoxious, horny, intense, kickass, protective, and vulnerable, Jensen provides me with an hour of sighing and giggling every Thursday night. Here's a bonus picture of him lying on my bed...I wish.

3. Michael Vartan

In this picture, he appears to be saying, "hmmm, I wonder if I'm still on Tracey's list after I was on that horrible show 'Big Shots'". The answer to this is a resounding YES. We fell in love during 'Never Been Kissed', went steady all through 'Alias', yes, even that awful year with She Who Must Not Be Named, may she not rest in peace, and our relationship was cemented at a charity hockey game. That he played in. Guh. So hot. Super spy. Sexy teacher. Hockey player. That is a hat trick of hotness in my book.

4. Jared Padalecki

I do love a man in a towel. Especially a 6'5 demon hunter stud in a towel. If you ever want a good laugh, search for "Wincest fan fiction". Heh. Anyway, Jared plays Sam Winchester on 'Supernatural', the brother to Dean and possessor of demon blood and erratic telekinetic powers. He towers over the 6' Jensen at times and I think I could bounce a quarter (or my body, heh) off his abs of steel. I love these brothers so much. In the fandom there are Dean girls, of which i have been one until recently, and there are Sam girls. I've decided to be Bi-Winchester and love them both.

5. Gerard Butler

Well, hello there, Gerard! Just out of the water I see. Did you have a nice swim? Gerard has been in many movies, most recently as the kooky dead guy in PS I love you, but none that resonated quite as much with me as '300'. Surrounded by 299 other hot ablicious studs in leather man-panties, Gerard still managed to stand out above them all as King Leonidas. He got nekkid with the queen, fought with his men, and managed to look mouthwateringly good even as he was dying. Not only was he the star of the movie, I believe his monstrous abs should have won some kind of award on their own. Yum.

6. Ben Browder

My, my, my, Ben. What a big....gun you have. Ben starred in my favorite show of all time, 'Farscape'. He played John Crighton, the fish out of water astronaut who was sucked through a wormhole into an alien galaxy, forced to fend for himself amongst alien species and technologies he had never seen. He adapted quickly, both to the violent nature of the aliens, and their tendency to wear a lot of leather. He was the "John" half of "John and Aeryn" and I wanted to be Aeryn something fierce. She was a lucky lucky lucky lady. At times, playing against muppets and guys in costume alike, he always pulled out all the stops, both in the acting and in the comedic timing required to work on a show like 'Farscape'. He will always be my leather wearing, wormhole weapon making, favoritist astronaut/warrior/commander/father/lover/friend ever. Bonus picture with Aeryn (Claudia Black, upon whom I have the biggest girlcrush):

So, what does this list say about me? I have a definite preference for fantasy over reality, since five out of the six starred or star in a sci-fi/fantasy show or movie (and Michael Vartan starred in ALIAS, which was sort of sci-fi at times with the whole "Rambaldi" crap flying around). Who needs real life, when you can have these guys roaming around in fantasy land? All of these guys have, at one time or another, starred in my wildest daydreams and steamiest fan fiction. I think it's all the leather and guns and demon hunting and marching around in nothing but abs and a smile...okay, I'm done here. Who's on your list?